How Do You Love?

I'm sharing an email sent to me long ago. Read on.



Message: If You Love Someone

Shakespeare:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison,
suicide yourself for her.


Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.


Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some time,
forget her.


Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back.


Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*


C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;


Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....


Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.


Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free, She'll evolve.


Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she loves you, the probability of
her coming back is high.
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.


Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, DEAL!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".


Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
SHE'LL BE BACK!


Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!


Physicist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force
or the angle of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.


Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.



Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free ....
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!!
OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL



If you love someone,
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!

Comments welcome :)


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